The Mercenaries
*PLEASE READ GUIDELINES BEFORE PURCHASING YOUR TICKETS*
Masks recommended.
This event is General Admission.
Social distancing is no longer in effect.
No refunds.
Friday, May 17, 2024
DOORS 10PM
$10 plus tax and fees
$15 @ Door
19+
ABOUT THIS EVENT
Featuring Adam Warner, Adam Beer Colacino, Jeff Heisholt, Ian Goodtimes, Charles Grodin, Benicio Del Toro, Serena Williams, The Ghost of WiIlfred Laurier and special guest star ALF!
Eligible Musicians qualify for 10% discount off cover charge & 10% off all non-alcoholic drinks
Eligible Musicians are ineligible unless their cursive handwriting is legible or at the very least NOT illegible
Musicians are subject to derisive laughter & scorn from peers, family members & the general public for questionable life choices
Musicians are prohibited from acquiring property or wealth due to late stage capitalism
Lead singers are subject to questionable requests from the general public
Offer not valid in Ontario
Proof of Purchase required
Career not included
Latecomers will NOT be admitted
Disclaimer: The Dakota Tavern takes no responsibility in fulfilling any promises or threats made by Ian Goodtimes in the event description.
About the band
As champions of community and alchemists of song, Ian and “Toronto’s Greatest Dance Band” The Mercenaries have been expertly guiding humans to supreme levels of fun for over 12 years. When it comes to crowd-pleasing and creating an unforgettable event, Ian Goodtimes is your man. If you’re looking for something extraordinary, hire the entertainer’s entertainer. This guy lives up to his name with humour and huge heart.